Secret #19 Wipers

I cannot stand the sound that windshield wipers make when the windshield is not wet. It is my biggest personal pet peeve when driving. I would rather wait till the windshield is wet enough and then wipe manually than depend on my automated wipers to do the job for me. It is one of the top three worst sounds in the world. It's up there with scratching chalkboards and rubbing Styrofoam together. Ugh! Just thinking about those sounds gives me the chills.